ME....SIMPLIFIED

Déjà vu.....,imagining myself working in a coal mine, meagre salary, unobtainable luxury food, the no bed but just a cot arrangement and electricity like the flickering fate...the extreme of hardship i cud ever imagine, the ultimate route to self destruction ....and there goes the alarm...with the roadster tone in the nokia 3110 classic,1 of my many saviours currently..snooze, alarm, snooze..wake up ..”fuck fuck fuck ..its 8.30.. half an hour to oblivion”..gulp some water, put on the filthy coloured fading yellow shirt with more fading blue stripes on it and the mosquito non- repellent obvious blue trousers and definitely the tie(which i cant tie by myself though)..put in 2 to 3 copies (lately....,as previously i used to maintain an universal copy for all subjects which my mom had bought me wen i got admitted to this ‘never going to be a reminiscence alma mater’..now that the copies are over i thought i wud not be so irresponsible and scamper for notes later so bought 6 copies but on

girls,take a break..really u must ..its important coz the guys really hav loads of trouble keeping up with ur expectations which actually soar high enough to kill them prematurely.now dont think otherwise as i too belong to the category..but there are certain things rather certain "disqualities" that women possess which i detest..trust me i always try to correct myself in these cases but the realisation is so late that things already get worse for the other person.. that is wat i exactly wish..girls, realise soon enough not to hurt someone.now lets c.. waiting-a pain,wearing those high heels and waiting for ur bf on the middle of the street where ppl actually stare at ur curvature..its irritating,disturbing and fucking u want to point out ur middle finger high up to the jerks on road..bt this is calcutta dear so u let out all on ur bf,legitimate bt a little awry..hear out the guy, give him a chance..if he is like "sorry, i cudn wake up"..take out ur pointed heels an